WARNING! Horny Veteran Graphic T-Shirt

It says:

"WARNING! I MAY NOT BE A VETERAN But I still suck DICK like a MARINE WHO SERVED 8 YEARS IN VIETNAM BACK IN 1965 SO DON'T TREAD ON ME, TREAD ON MY BALLS, CUM IN MY ASS, AND CALL ME A GOOD SUB"

graphic design is my passion, pls don't cancel me :)

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries bold, irreverent graphic energy—made for someone who wears their history and attitude on their sleeve. The soft, midweight cotton drape feels lived-in from the first wear, while the tubular knit and double-needle stitching promise durability through regular use. The design uses mixed type treatments and color accents to create a loud, confident statement piece that reads like a personal slogan. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a front-and-center conversation starter at casual gatherings or veteran meetups.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium 6.1 oz fabric weight for a soft, substantial hand
- Garment-dyed after construction for a broken-in color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability and comfort
- Available S–4XL (select partners), pre-shrunk, relaxed fit, 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean